The boringest game ever

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Report Cinematic Bug Install or enable Adobe Flash Player. Utilising accelerators and infrared to create something intuitive to use and wildly versatile, a whole host of games have taken this technology and created something exciting, fun and original.

Unfortunately, Let's Tap is not one of them. Tapping your way through racing games, then tapping to play a Jenga-esque game, then tapping to a rhythm. You certainly can't fault it on the Trade Descriptions Act.

Unfortunately, tapping isn't very exciting, and quickly becomes a tedious exercise. Our advice? Turn off the tap. The objective of the game is to drive a bus from Tucson, Arizona to Las Vegas, in real time, at a maximum speed of 45mph, along a road which is, without exception, perfectly straight; a feat which requires 8 hours of continuous play to complete.

Oh, and you can't pause it. There are no passengers, little scenery bar an occasional rock and an exciting bug splat 5 hours in. The killer is that the bus veers slightly to the right, meaning that it cannot be left to drive by itself - and if you leave the road, you'll be towed back to Tucson - in real time. Making it to Vegas scores Its cult status has led to marathon charity events to see how long people can drive for. Desert Bus is, without doubt, an absolute triumph of boredom.

We suppose this should get credit for preceding the Kindle by a full 13 years, and there's no doubt that The Bible contains some rollicking stories of adventure, heroism and mystery. But I think we're safe in saying that the last thing you'd want to do on your Gameboy is read The Good Book, when you could be playing Mario instead. And Leviticus is unbelievably boring so that chapter alone qualifies it for inclusion. Being told that Sea Monkeys were an exciting pet is the second biggest lie we were told as a child, after the existence of Father Christmas note to younger readers: this in itself is a lie, he definitely does exist.

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